Chapter 4: More like Mindfailer, am I right? Intro: I don’t know much about DDO, but have general D&D knowledge. Despite that, I have never played a caster before. Join me as I explore both DDO and the arcane while telling bad jokes.   Dirty old Lars told me to meet his golem man at […]

Chapter 3: Dorfben’s Island Tours Intro: I don’t know much about DDO, but have general D&D knowledge. Despite that, I have never played a caster before. Join me as I explore both DDO and the arcane while telling bad jokes.   Confession time.  I lapsed in my taking of screenshots during the latter part of […]

Chapter 2: And I shall call him Hypocrisy Intro: I don’t know much about DDO, but have general D&D knowledge. Despite that, I have never played a caster before. Join me as I explore both DDO and the arcane while telling bad jokes.   Last time, this lady asked me to check out strange goings […]

Chapter 1: Wizard SMASH!   Intro: I don’t know much about DDO, but have general D&D knowledge. Despite that, I have never played a caster before. Join me as I explore both DDO and the arcane while telling bad jokes.   The little icon above my HP bar told me to prepare spells.  I know […]

Greetings, everyone.  Since this is the inaugural chapter, I definitely should explain what I’m doing here.  Don’t worry, in the future I’ll just give a tl;dr version that you can skip on by. I know next to nothing about DDO.  I tried it once, briefly, years ago and didn’t make it off the tutorial island […]