Roll for Initiative… and Relief? Meet Dungeon N Dookie’s Fantasy Toilet Paper

Let’s be honest: your bathroom décor could probably use a lot more danger. Sure, you’ve got the LED gaming lights, maybe a shelf full of rulebooks, and a poster of a mighty red dragon. But what about your porcelain throne? Is it ready for a random encounter?

Enter Dungeon N Dookie, an ingenious (and delightfully unhinged) creation out of Australia that is combining tabletop roleplaying with your absolute most routine daily ritual. They’ve officially opened a free waitlist for their debut product, Season 01: First Campaign, and trust us—your bathroom is never going to be the same.

What’s in the Chest? (Besides a Terrible Mistake)

At first glance, it looks like a standard treasure chest waiting to be looted. But veteran adventurers know better: never trust a chest. This particular container is styled after a hungry Mimic, meaning your bathroom storage box comes complete with teeth and a deep-seated craving for unfortunate adventurers.

Pop open the lid of the Mimic Chest, and instead of gold coins or a magical sword, you’ll unearth a bounty of bathroom supplies:

• 24 Wrapped Toilet Rolls: Split into three neat layers of eight, every single roll comes individually wrapped in custom fantasy character art. Forget boring plain tissue; these wrappers feature legendary archetypes like The Grim Wiper (“he’s seen some shit”), Bog Goblin, Clogslayer, and The Brown Eye (where you definitely failed your perception check).

• The White Tissue Inside: Don’t panic—the actual paper is standard white tissue (planned 3-ply for maximum safety). Though concepts hint at novelty embossing like tiny potions and daggers, your comfort is still top priority.

Loot Drops in the Loo: The Mystery D20

What’s a tabletop-inspired drop without a little RNG? Tucked neatly into a sealed mystery pack right inside the chest’s lid is a randomised 20-sided gaming die (D20).

Just like opening booster packs, your dice come with rarity drop tables straight out of an RPG manual:

• Dungeon Dust (60% – Common): Brick red resin with pale numerals.

• Bog Water (25% – Uncommon): Deep navy swirl with gold numerals (thankfully, not a tasting note).

• Copper Curse (10% – Epic): Clear ice-blue resin with copper flakes.

• Mimic Heart (4% – Legendary): Wine-red resin hiding an internal brand emblem.

• Royal Flush (1% – Uber Legendary): Iridescent smoked opal with an internal emblem. Subtlety has officially left the bathroom.

For the early birds eyeing the launch, the first 100 paid pre-orders will also snag an exclusive emerald-green “First Flush” D20 bonus die.

Ready to Upgrade Your Dungeon?

While physical manufacturing hasn’t officially kicked off yet (meaning specs like sheet counts and pulp blends are still being finalized), the planned base price sits at A$45.00 plus shipping.

Let’s face it: with its bulky cardboard mimic footprint, this is less of an everyday household bulk-buy and more of the ultimate gag gift for your DM, a legendary white elephant exchange, or a hilarious birthday surprise for the nerd who has everything. After all, once the toilet paper is gone, you’re left with a permanent resin D20 for your next campaign session.

Head over to the official Dungeon N Dookie site to sign up for the free waitlist. Because when nature calls, you want to make sure you roll higher than a 1.